As a follow-up to my post about men's room etiquette, I just wanted to say the following about women's bathrooms. I don't know what the hell you women do in the bathroom, or if you actually do have couches and potpouri and midgets with hand towels to dab off your privates after you pee, and truthfully I don't want to know. In my mind when you go to the bathroom you are making new friends and showing each other your boobs and soaping each other up in the shower and trading secrets about dildos and your man's cock and teaching each other blowjob techniques on giant glass dildos.
So don't tell me what you're doing in there, just keep doing what I imagine you are doing and I'll be in the men's room stall rubbing one out thinking about it, thankyouverymuch.
