Wednesday, August 27, 2008

DRIVE ALREADY!!!!

I have not had to drive in rush hour traffic for over 10 years, and I had forgotten just how maddening it is. What the hell is with these people driving so slowly and timidly? YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY HOME PEOPLE!!!!!! Put the foot down!

Woah, I think I just realized what's going on. When I leave work I want to get home immediately because my entire day so far has been spent living for someone else. I want my "me" time, and commuting is not part of it (despite being on a bike - riding with someone else's exhaust in your face is not riding).

Maybe all these other people dread going home to their families and that's why they drag their feet driving home.

If I had someone I love waiting for me at home, pop tarts in the toaster, I would drive as fast as I could to be with them. I'd break speed limits, I'd pass over solid yellow lines, I'd run yellow lights.

You motherfuckers really need to evaluate your living situations if getting home s quickly as possible after work is not a priority for you.